Friday 5 August 2011

"Chivalry is dead!"

That's what a rather posh lady said as she and her daughter alighted from my bus in a very well-to-do hamlet today.

Chivalry has been dead for a long time, luv.

She was escorting her daughter and grandchild from my bus and no one offered to help carry the folded buggy off even though granny had both arms empty.

You wanted equality, carry your own bloody buggy. Chivalry is so 1940!

Common Sense Solution: Introduce a term in society where females are supposed to do something gallant for men. Except you won't be able to as the women will claim this is discriminatory. A bit like chivalry, then.

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